Flight attempts.

PAM 'N COURT.

According to a published report, former Baywatch babe Pamela Anderson has told her troubled friend Courtney Love, shown here in her winter moult,



to flee America in order to fully recover from her drug addiction.

The 'Stacked' star is convinced that the former Hole singer and widow of the late Kurt Cobain of Nirvana needs to escape the limelight of the United States before she'll be able to deal with her problems.

Anderson says, "She just needs to go to St Lucia (Caribbean island) for six months and deal with all the stuff weighing her down."

So I'm thinking Bloody hell that was close! For a moment I thought Pamela was going to send Courtney down here. No thank you. Not our cup of tea at all. St. Lucia is welcome to that one.

Next comes LONI who of course played Valerie Irons mum in V.I.P.



Loni described her early development and subsequent decision to have breast reduction surgery as follows, "When I was fourteen, my measurements were 37D-20-32. Now I feel more in proportion at 36-24-36 instead of outrageous."

Measurements before second reduction operation: 38E-25-36. After 1995 reduction surgery: 38C-25-36. (Source: Celebrity Sleuth magazine)

Which brings us to PERVO COP

A major figure in the female pantheon is Lieutenant Darlene Ecks, a forgettable character from the pages of Gore Vidal's curious and not entirely successful excercise in random association "Duluth". She it was, you will recall, who dressed as a virgin in a black and white polka dot dress (surmounted by a small band-box hat), covering her blue police department uniform, designed by Mainbocher, and never out of fashion, as anything in good taste will never be, bravely wandered the seedy ethnic districts strip-searching greasy haired moustachioed Mexican rapists and checking-out their weapons. If anybody has a picture of Ms.Ecks please feel free to send it in.

And finally, from a gentler age we have KATHERINE STINSON the fearless aviatrix



The caption reads: "The ‘Queen of the Sky' Miss Stinson about to undertake her flight." Katherine Stinson (1891- 1977) was born in Texas and was one of the first women pilots in the United States. She became the first woman to fly in Japan in December 1916 and made exhibition flights from Aoyama Parade Grounds in Tokyo in a Partridge-Keller Biplane. She was greatly admired by Japanese, especially by the Japanese women for whom she was a symbol of emancipation. They called her Miss Kitty.