Sorry about that. The fake Skittles commercial was 'removed due to terms of use violation' and that version of Amy Winehouse and friends singing 'Valerie' was unauthorized. They were absolutely incredible but you'll just have to take my word for it.
I always woke in the morning with hope and went to bed in despair. No way am I buying that cereal to ruin my day. I'll stick to the non-nutritional tradition. We usually throw away the cereal anyway, and eat the box. Y;-) Whack
Hi. I'm Dick. I made a few quid buying old houses off English pensioners and flogging them to people from Bangladesh. Then I built a load of er...'compact' villas in Spain and sold them to the English pensioners. Later I got into trading English football clubs among Russian oligarchs. After so much public service I decided it was time to do something nice for myself so I bought a bar in Pattaya. Then all the riff-raff discovered Thailand so I moved to the Caribbean and bought a boat. That's basically how I came to be a rich old alcoholic dickhead sailing aimlessly round the Caribbean with a crew of Thai girls. Until recently. Those days are gone. The girls all went to see the Barry Manilow Show in Las Vegas and never came back. They'd been exploiting me all along. I felt soiled. I took it as a wake up call, cancelled my old credit cards, tied up the boat in the Virgin Islands, and settled down to do some serious writing. Keeping a watchful eye on the sea level of course.
OK, my name's Edith and I live in a retirement home near Eastbourne.
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E@L: Hey, what gives? Those videos are no longer available!
Dick: "Once again, E@L, you confuse the utterance of the obvious with insightful observation."
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Bob: "There's too much confusion, I can't get no relief," said the joker to the thief.
"ROTFLMAO," as Heidegger mused, waiting for his Pop-Tarts to pop.
Sorry about that. The fake Skittles commercial was 'removed due to terms of use violation' and that version of Amy Winehouse and friends singing 'Valerie' was unauthorized. They were absolutely incredible but you'll just have to take my word for it.
I always woke in the morning with hope and went to bed in despair. No way am I buying that cereal to ruin my day. I'll stick to the non-nutritional tradition. We usually throw away the cereal anyway, and eat the box.
Y;-) Whack
mmmm these cereals are goooood.
follow the money, sugar...
*i'm sill floating*
There's only room in my life for Coco Pops, but occasionally I will flirt with Cornflakes - and only Kellogs will do. I'm a cereal snob.
It's nice to see so many regular readers.
sunday, 30sept 0938
did you know there's no facility for comments on today post, sugar?
(only because i wanted to tell you how much i liked julian beever and that i posted another clip and directions over her)
thank you! :)
Thanks marshmallow....I fixed it. Yes Julian Beever is remarkable. Better than Banksy in a way who uses stencils.
(could you tell it was early for me when i posted my comment? more typos than usual..and you're welcome, sugar)
Typos? I thought it was experimental stuff.
that's what i was ingesting..
i thought you were having an e.e.cummings moment.
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