Also dead....
Hi. I'm Dick. I made a few quid buying old houses off English pensioners and flogging them to people from Bangladesh. Then I built a load of er...'compact' villas in Spain and sold them to the English pensioners. Later I got into trading English football clubs among Russian oligarchs. After so much public service I decided it was time to do something nice for myself so I bought a bar in Pattaya. Then all the riff-raff discovered Thailand so I moved to the Caribbean and bought a boat. That's basically how I came to be a rich old alcoholic dickhead sailing aimlessly round the Caribbean with a crew of Thai girls. Until recently. Those days are gone. The girls all went to see the Barry Manilow Show in Las Vegas and never came back. They'd been exploiting me all along. I felt soiled. I took it as a wake up call, cancelled my old credit cards, tied up the boat in the Virgin Islands, and settled down to do some serious writing. Keeping a watchful eye on the sea level of course. OK, my name's Edith and I live in a retirement home near Eastbourne.
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Lots of people are dead. Are you going to continue to blog a post about of each of them?
(God I'm funny, for an atheist.)
it's Always A Good Career Move......
Very droll E@L. In fact I'm quite selective. I have a post ready for you. Course I may go first so I'll put an advance date on it.
I notice Jeff Goldblum didn't die again tony. Just another hoax.
Please post it, include the place I died. I'll book a flight there ASAP. Sick of this tedious meaninglessness. Than again that BJ in Lolitas last night was almost worth living for.
I could look at that youtube clip all day...
Heart attack in Lolitas for you I think E@L...not sure exactly when ...or maybe that's Bruce.
One of those larger than life ladies Ist.
She was great - was one of my childhood heroines. Her and Lindsay Wagner!
More than an angel.
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PS: I find it strange; there are more people dying today that never died before.
The thoughts of going to heaven these days more than ever is frightening.
I hope it's possible to have your own little place there.
Nah, Kate Jackson rocked the most...Didn't look a bit like Michael, did she? (In fact, you could be forgiven for thinking they weren't even related...)
xxx
Mort
p.s. wrod vrecififificatoin: There isn't one - Dickster doesn't trouble his readers with all that bollix...
Yes indeed mm. There are lots of people both living and dying. Today I notice Billy Mays has passed away. I will remember him whenever I use Oxiclean. Let's hope the Sham Wow guy is OK.
Greetings Morton. Cool shades.
Thanks Dickster - they're an old pair of Bob's that were just a tad too cool for him...(either that or he didn't want to obscure his eyeliner..)
xxx
Mort
Ah yes good old Bob. We haven't seen much of him since the duet with Bowie.
...and poor old Mollie S.
...and Karl M....
Be no one left soon...
...hope this lifts the gloom a little...
xxx
Mort
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