Monday, June 08, 2009
Previous Posts
- Lily for momentary madness.
- Bagels and bubblegum.
- The grateful dead.
- Poets gone wild.
- Electric friendship generator.
- Exiles on main street...
- Strap them kids in...time for a little Choctaw Bin...
- Conspiracy theories...
- Pretty things.
- You can't always get what you want.
About Me
Hi. I'm Dick. I made a few quid buying old houses off English pensioners and flogging them to people from Bangladesh. Then I built a load of er...'compact' villas in Spain and sold them to the English pensioners. Later I got into trading English football clubs among Russian oligarchs. After so much public service I decided it was time to do something nice for myself so I bought a bar in Pattaya. Then all the riff-raff discovered Thailand so I moved to the Caribbean and bought a boat. That's basically how I came to be a rich old alcoholic dickhead sailing aimlessly round the Caribbean with a crew of Thai girls. Until recently. Those days are gone. The girls all went to see the Barry Manilow Show in Las Vegas and never came back. They'd been exploiting me all along. I felt soiled. I took it as a wake up call, cancelled my old credit cards, tied up the boat in the Virgin Islands, and settled down to do some serious writing. Keeping a watchful eye on the sea level of course. OK, my name's Edith and I live in a retirement home near Eastbourne.
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- mm
- zimmy
- doc40
- rockmum
- patroclus
- culturalsnow
- expat@large
- veryverybored
- bocktherobber
- thailand stories
- grumpyoldbookman
- bangkokstreetdogs
- pyongyangmetro
- davidhepworth
- chasemeladies
- nicecupoftea
- shakykaiser
- mcknudsen
- dr maroon
- chriscoles
- g.bananas
- savannah
- istvanski
- morton
- annie
- geoff
- eliza
- kaz




7 Comments:
Think I'll stick to Private Eye.
Maybe I'll do a satire magazine/comic for Singapore.
Do they serve Starbucks in Changi prison?
Good idea E@L. 'OZ' has been done already. You could call it 'Chink'.
It has all gone so wrong it’s hard to find where to start to put things right.
Some say it’s too late, and I say we’ll be luck if it don’t all blow up in our face, throwing us into turmoil for god knows how long till god knows what will be the outcome. Naturally the extreme right expect to come out on top this time as they always have, and no doubt the framework in in (stronger) place this time around. Hey, the rich just went bankrupt, and they filled their coffers up again from the pension funds, savings, tax money, dumped hundreds of thousands onto the dole, and nobody batted an eyelid, so that’ll tell you (where it’s at) who’s in charge.
Cheer up mm. Remember 'Yes we can!'
Did You Know About This................?
Great find tony....thanks! I knew somebody was working on it...didn't know they'd got it together.
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