Fitness tips...
Striving to stay irrelevant....
posted by dh at 7:19 AM
Tuesday, June 30, 2009
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Hi. I'm Dick. I made a few quid buying old houses off English pensioners and flogging them to people from Bangladesh. Then I built a load of er...'compact' villas in Spain and sold them to the English pensioners. Later I got into trading English football clubs among Russian oligarchs. After so much public service I decided it was time to do something nice for myself so I bought a bar in Pattaya. Then all the riff-raff discovered Thailand so I moved to the Caribbean and bought a boat. That's basically how I came to be a rich old alcoholic dickhead sailing aimlessly round the Caribbean with a crew of Thai girls. Until recently. Those days are gone. The girls all went to see the Barry Manilow Show in Las Vegas and never came back. They'd been exploiting me all along. I felt soiled. I took it as a wake up call, cancelled my old credit cards, tied up the boat in the Virgin Islands, and settled down to do some serious writing. Keeping a watchful eye on the sea level of course. OK, my name's Edith and I live in a retirement home near Eastbourne.
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8 Comments:
now that was funny, sugar! xoxox
I'd never go to a Keith Richards fitness centre.
You'd come out of there with a cod Australian accent.
I thought so too marshmallow.
Very sensible Ist. Look what happened to E@L.
He’s a good bloody advertisement for the life of sex, drugs, and rock, and roll.
He has a face you could plant spuds in, and get a good yield; in fact it’s probably better (more character) than mine. Who would reck me goin’ down the street. I bet He still gets more action in a week, than (the average Joe) we’ve ever got or imagined. What do you think dh.
Insiders tell me a lot of it is a question of maintaining the image mm. He's been off the hard stuff for a long time and he never was much of a cocksman. Ask Anita Pallenberg. Hope I'm not shattering anyone's illusions.
When you're in a position, you never get away from the hard stuff.
Perhaps not use it so much, but like the make up bag every time you need to go to the powder room you do because you can. Take it from a mad man.
Oh I'm not saying Keef doesn't enjoy a little snort now and again in moderation...but nothing like the good old days. The quality has gone down for one thing. I did hear organic vodka is his drink of choice these days.
Well He's looking Better Than Jane Fonda These Days .He Must Be Doing Something Right/Wrong.Hey ,Hey ,Hey, That's What I Say......
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