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posted by dh at 7:11 AM
Hi. I'm Dick. I made a few quid buying old houses off English pensioners and flogging them to people from Bangladesh. Then I built a load of er...'compact' villas in Spain and sold them to the English pensioners. Later I got into trading English football clubs among Russian oligarchs. After so much public service I decided it was time to do something nice for myself so I bought a bar in Pattaya. Then all the riff-raff discovered Thailand so I moved to the Caribbean and bought a boat. That's basically how I came to be a rich old alcoholic dickhead sailing aimlessly round the Caribbean with a crew of Thai girls. Until recently. Those days are gone. The girls all went to see the Barry Manilow Show in Las Vegas and never came back. They'd been exploiting me all along. I felt soiled. I took it as a wake up call, cancelled my old credit cards, tied up the boat in the Virgin Islands, and settled down to do some serious writing. Keeping a watchful eye on the sea level of course. OK, my name's Edith and I live in a retirement home near Eastbourne.
7 Comments:
Somehow it takes all the Magic Away.........
Indeed it does tony. Too much Lily Allen I think.
O, what am I to do, I can't believe anything anymore.
That is a bad representation of life- it even more stupid.
They walked on the moon dh, you be polite. (didn't they)
Did the Scud report bother you mm? Perhaps you think too much. Relax. It's all for your own good.
Tsk tsk. Does it really advance anything, being cynical like this?
Yes.
OK then, continue.
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The dude in the face mask and the old fart in the Nazi helmet - that's an image that will live with me forever. Very LOL.
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I still wonder about the old CNN.com add that showed a computer keyboard consisting of three keys: C,N and N.
Techie: Just have two keys!
StudioExec: Which two, N and N? Can't do that. We need the C because isn't that our name? Cable, I mean Channel Nearly News?
Techie: No, I'm saying you can just press the N key twice, dudes!
StudioExec: Press the N twice? But that's just NN again! I told you we must have the C! We can't go around telling people that we're NN! People would think we had a spoclgf impedmrekcf. There's got to be a big C up front. This is Television!
Techie: I know who the Big C is around here. I'm going surfin'.
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Oops, sorry Dick, thought I was on MY blog. Bit too much of the Old Grandfather with the blue cheese tonight. (This is not a hidden joke or a metaphor.)
Whatever. That 'Callisto' by Torsten Krol is a good laugh.
Very clever. Thanks for the master class, DH.
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