posted by dh at 9:51 AM
Hi. I'm Dick. I made a few quid buying old houses off English pensioners and flogging them to people from Bangladesh. Then I built a load of er...'compact' villas in Spain and sold them to the English pensioners. Later I got into trading English football clubs among Russian oligarchs. After so much public service I decided it was time to do something nice for myself so I bought a bar in Pattaya. Then all the riff-raff discovered Thailand so I moved to the Caribbean and bought a boat. That's basically how I came to be a rich old alcoholic dickhead sailing aimlessly round the Caribbean with a crew of Thai girls. Until recently. Those days are gone. The girls all went to see the Barry Manilow Show in Las Vegas and never came back. They'd been exploiting me all along. I felt soiled. I took it as a wake up call, cancelled my old credit cards, tied up the boat in the Virgin Islands, and settled down to do some serious writing. Keeping a watchful eye on the sea level of course. OK, my name's Edith and I live in a retirement home near Eastbourne.
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Which reminds me...watched Boogie Nights this evening and thought of you because I know you like it too. Oh dear - that came out all wrong but you know what I mean. Brilliant film. x
One of the great movies mum. The sex is actually pretty ho-hum (intentionally I think) but the script and the casting are excellent. Stellar performance by Burt Reynolds.
You peaople are supposed to be talking about Obama and Sarkovsky (great blog heading by the way! very cunning) but, jeez you people get distracted so eas... My god look at the pert little arse on that Chiang Mai bar-girl and lbfm! (Greetings from up-coutnry Thailand)
BTW yes, top movie! It's on my, um, short list for personal fave.
I guess that's what makes me think I cleverer than most, because there's no way you'd catch me - not even in the supermarket, the street, you name it - in company butt-spotting. My favorite pastime mind you, I won't be hypocritical, butt .......... That is shapely indeed, and there’ll be no sex for a while when, his wife gets wind of it.
reiterate: perfect heading; you should be a writer;-)
Ah Chiang Mai...scene of some epic misadventures.
The title just came in a flash....as these things do...I'd been thinking about Brazilian bottoms.
Totally off topic, but what's new?
Prezzie for ya, Dickster
xxx
Mort
As They Say..."The Butt Stops Here"........The Heading Is Far Too Subtle For Me, I mean what has this to do with Rio Ferdinand.
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Too subtle for me too tony but it seemed to make sense at the time.
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