Visions of the future
posted by dh at 5:25 AM
Monday, November 16, 2009
Previous Posts
- Gambling metaphors.
- Song of Simon.
- Song of Siam.
- My life as a zombie.
- Hard drive clean up.
- Inherent Vice.
- Caribbean wind.
- Hot air.
- Tommy Cooper found in meat pie.
- Tracey fucks off.
About Me
- Name: dh
- Location: Virgin Islands, British
Hi. I'm Dick. I made a few quid buying old houses off English pensioners and flogging them to people from Bangladesh. Then I built a load of er...'compact' villas in Spain and sold them to the English pensioners. Later I got into trading English football clubs among Russian oligarchs. After so much public service I decided it was time to do something nice for myself so I bought a bar in Pattaya. Then all the riff-raff discovered Thailand so I moved to the Caribbean and bought a boat. That's basically how I came to be a rich old alcoholic dickhead sailing aimlessly round the Caribbean with a crew of Thai girls. Until recently. Those days are gone. The girls all went to see the Barry Manilow Show in Las Vegas and never came back. They'd been exploiting me all along. I felt soiled. I took it as a wake up call, cancelled my old credit cards, tied up the boat in the Virgin Islands, and settled down to do some serious writing. Keeping a watchful eye on the sea level of course. OK, my name's Edith and I live in a retirement home near Eastbourne.
Odds and Sods
- mm
- zimmy
- doc40
- rockmum
- patroclus
- culturalsnow
- expat@large
- veryverybored
- bocktherobber
- thailand stories
- grumpyoldbookman
- bangkokstreetdogs
- pyongyangmetro
- davidhepworth
- chasemeladies
- nicecupoftea
- shakykaiser
- mcknudsen
- dr maroon
- chriscoles
- g.bananas
- savannah
- istvanski
- morton
- annie
- geoff
- eliza
- kaz
5 Comments:
Fill a condom XL with hot water and stick it up your bum. I find that works wonders.
About right except for (a few things) the lights, they will definitely not be on in my idea of the future, and there'll be dead strewn everywhere; everyone will were some kind of mask (whatever you can get) because the stench will be unbearable.
Sorry the latter- unrelated condom XL – was a comment on Soren’s facebook. I could delete it but what the hell, maybe you have hemorrhoids too and need relief;-) ;-) ;-)
or you do what's best tyo do with condoms: fill them up with water, and throw them off the roof.
(Madness I know, but what else can you expect)
Well according to the movie 2012 it's total destruction. Nobody is safe.
Thanks for the condom tip. Might come in handy.
i got lost on the site for these yesterday so i'm back to say, Thanks, sugarpie! xoxoxo
Reminds me of that one night in Shepherd's Bush.
Post a Comment
<< Home